We do what we want,
We do what we waa-ant,
We`re Man United,
We do what we want!

Bertie Mee said to Matt Busby,
«Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury?!"
«No», said Matt, «You Cockney twat,
but I`ve heard of the Stretford, Enders.»

Que Sera Sera,
Whatever will be, will be,
In Moscow we`ve made it three,
Que Sera Sera!

My friend,
I see this coming,
Fastest team in the league,
And is always running!
All the lads and lasses,
Smiles up on their faces,
Walking down the Warwick road,
To see Matt Basbys Aces!

We shall not,
We shall not be moved,
Just like a team,
That's going to win the football league,
We shall not be moved!

Wemberlee, Wemberlee,
We're the famous Man United
and we're going to Wemberlee!

Que Sera Sera,
Whatever will be, will be,
We`re going to Wemberlee,
Que Sera Sera!

Oh Manchester, Manchester United
A bunch of bouncing Busby Babes,
They deserve to be knighted!
Whenever they're playing in your town,
Be sure to get to that football ground,
Take a lesson, come and see,
Football taught by Matt Busby!
(repeat)

Follow, follow, follow
Couse United are going to Moscow,
Artificial or Grass,
We're a different class,
Oh United are goin to Moscow!

Oh when the Reds, (oh when the Reds),
Go marching in, (go marching in),
Oh when the Reds go marching in,
I wanna be in that number,
Oh when the Reds go marching in!

Fergie, give us a wave,
Fergie, Fergie, give us a wave!

Follow, follow, follow
Cause United will go to Moscow
There will be thousands of Reds
And we'll be pissed off our heads
Cause United will go to Moscow!!

From the banks of the River Irwell,
To the shores of Sicily,
We will fight, fight, fight for United,
'Till we win the Football League!
To hell with Liverpool,
To hell with Man City (they're shit!),
We will fight, fight, fight for United,
'Till we win the Football League.

Сome in, come in, come in, come in, come in, United wooooorld
United wooooorld , United wooooorld!!!

Who the fuck are Man United
Who the fuck are Man United
Who the fuck are Man United
As the Reds go marching on on on!!!!!

We are just one of those teams
That you see now and then
We often score six
But we seldom score ten
We beat 'em at home
And we beat and we beat 'em away
We kill any bastards
That get in our way
We are the pride of all Europe
The cock of the North
We hate the Scousers
The Cockneys of course (and Leeds!)
We are United
Without any doubt
We are the Manchester boys
La la la la la la

MU – MUF - MUFC - Ok!

Follow follow follow
'cos United are going to Glasgow
There'll be thousands of Reds
and they'll be pissed off their heads
Cos United are going to Glasgow

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to see
United win away - hey!

We won it three times
We won it three times
Without killing anyone
We won it three times!

I see the Stretford End arising
I see trouble on the way
So don't go out tonight
Unless you're red and white
I see there's trouble on the way

U-N-I-T-E-D
United are the team for me
with a nick nack paddy wack
give the dog a bone
why don`t City fuck off home

We'll never die, we'll never die,
We'll never die, we'll never die,
We'll keep the Red flag flying high,
'Cos Man United will never die

Hello, hello, we are the Busby boys
Hello, hello, we are the Busby boys
And if you are a City fan surrender or you'll die
We all follow United

Ferguson's red and white army
Ferguson's red and white army
Ferguson's red and white army

We love United, we do
We love United, we do
We love United, we do
Oh United we love you.

Take me home, United Road
To the place I belong
To Old Trafford, To see United
Take me home, United Road

Dimitar!
Berbatov!
One look at city and said «fuck off!»

He`s big, he`s bad, he`s Wesley Brown,
He`s the hardest man in all the town.
With orange hair beware.
Come and have a go if you dare...

Oh Owen Hargreaves,
Where have you been all my life,
Oh Owen Hargreaves,
I`d let You Shag My Wife,
Oh Owen Hargreaves,
I Want Curly Hair Too!

Anderson!-son! -son!
He`s better than Kleberson,
Anderson!-son! -son!
Our midfield mag-ic-i-an
To the left, to the right,
To the samba beat tonight,
He`s got class with his pass,
And he shits on Fab-re-gassss!

Owen Hargreaves
Is wonderful!
Owen Hargreaves
Is wonderful,
He plays with Giggs, Anderson and Nani
Owen Hargreaves
Is wonderful!

Yip Yaap Stam,
Is a Big Dutch man,
Get past him,
If you fucking can,
Try a little trick,
And he'll make you look a dick,
Yip Yaap, Jaap Stap!

Patrice wherever you may be,
Eating frogs in your home country,
It could be worse, you could be scouse
Eating rats in your council house!

Nemanja ohhh, Nemanja ohhh,
He comes from Serbia...
He'll fuckin' murder ya!

He can pass, tackle, head
Michael Carrick is a red
Gerrard, Lampard, Fabregas
Your not fit to wipe his ASS!

On the first day of Christmas my truelove gave to me an Eric Cantona
On the second day of Christmas my truelove gave to me, two Cantonas and an Eric Cantona
On the third day of Christmas my truelove gave to me, three Cantonas, two Cantonas and an Eric Cantona...

Knowing me, knowing you
Sahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

And number 1 was Georgie Best,
And number 2 was Georgie Best,
...
And number 7 was Bryan Robson,
And number 8 was Georgie Best,
...
And number 11 was Georgie Best,
We all live in a George Best world a
George Best world, George Best world

We`ll drink a drink a drink
To Eric the King the King the King
He`s the leader of our football team
He`s the greatest French Footballer
(or He`s the greatest centre-forward)
That the world has ever seen

When Johnny goes marching down the wing, O'Shea, O'Shea
When Johnny goes marching down the wing, O'Shea, O'Shea
When Johnny goes marching down the wing, the Stretford End will fucking sing
'Cause we all know that Johnny's going to score...

Gary Neville is a Red, Is a Red, Is a Red
Gary Neville is a Red, He hates Scousers

La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, Keano

Oh Keano's fuckin' magic
He wears a magic hat
And when he saw Old Trafford
He said I fancy that
He didn't sign for Arsenal
Or Blackburn 'coz they're shite
He signed for Man United
'Coz they're fucking dynamite

Keano
There's only one Keano
There's only one Keano
There's only one Keano

Who put the ball in the Germans' net
Who put the ball in the Germans' net
Who put the ball in the Germans' net
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer

You are my Solskjaer, my Ole Solskjaer
You make me happy, when skies are grey
And Alan Shearer was fuckin dearer
So please don't take my Solskjaer away!

Giggs, Giggs will tear you apart...again!

Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing
Feared by the blues, loved by the reds
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs

He scores goals galore, he scores goals
He scores goals galore, he scores goals
He scores goals galore, he scores goals
Paul Scholes, he scores goals

We've got Wesley Brown,
We've got Wesley Brown,
We've got Wesley,
We've got Wesley,
We've got Wesley Brown!

J Sung Park from wherever you can be
You eat dogs in your home country
It could be worse you could be scouse
Eating rats in a council house

Wayne would rather be a devil than a scouse
So theirs no more robbing granny's or your house
Wayne would rather be a devil, and play with Gary Neville
Wayne would rather be a devil than a scouse!

I saw my mate
The other day
He said to me
I’ve seen the white Pele
So I asked who is he
He goes by the name of
Wayne Rooney.
Wayne Rooney
Wayne Rooney
He goes by the name of
Wayne Rooney

Who`s that twat from Argentina?
Who`s that money grabbing whore?
Carlos Tevez is his name
And he hasn`t got a brain
And he won`t be winning trophies anymore!

World Champions twice!
World Champions tw-iiice!
Once more than England,
World Champions twice!

City are shit and that`s a fact,
City are shit and that`s a fact,
City are shit and that`s a fact,
City are shit and that`s a fact!

Viva John Terry!
Viva John Terry!
Went to take his kick,
Now he looks a prick!
Viva John Terry!

This is how it feels to be chelsea,
This is how it feels to be shit,
This is how it feels when your captain
missed penalty kick, missed penalty kick!

Viva john terry,
Viva john terry
He has fucked it up
And we won the cup!
Viva john terry!

White heart lane,
Shit in rain,
Shit in sunshine too!
Seven sisters wait for us,
We'll come and murder you!

If you come from Manchester,
You're sure to be a blue,
Moston Collyhurst, Salford, Ancoats too,
And if you think that this is true you're nothing but a fool,
Cos in this town of Manchester Man United rule,
Tra la la la,
We all hate city,
Tra la la la, la la, la la, la la.
Forget youre Bayern Munichs, Juventus, Ajax too,
There's only one collosal team they play in Lazer Blue,
The're gonna beat United like once upon a time,
The're gonna conquer Europe like they did in 69,
Tra la la la,
We all hate city,
Tra la la la, la la, la la, la la.

Lee Martin, oooooooooo!
Lee Martin, ooooooooоо!
He hited blue balloon,
He saw city in gloom!

Blue and White balloons,
They look so good in the sky!
They wave City trophies good buy,
Blue and White balloons!

In 76, they say it's true,
a trophy was won by a team in blue.
It's been so long since that date,
So we'll sing a song,
That they'll fucking hate!
32 years, fuck all!
32 years, fuck all!

Michael Shields got ten long years,
Now he's gettin bummed by queers,
Ten long years without parole,
Now he's got a sore arse hole

Steeeeeve Gerrard, Gerrard,
He kisses the badge on his chest,
Then hands in a transfer request,
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard!

We paid for their home,
We paid for their home,
What a waste in council tax
We paid for their home!

Mourinho you were listening,
You'd kept our trophy glistening,
Couse we won it back and you got the sack
Walking in a Fergie Wonderland!

This is how it feels to be Leeds scum,
This is how it feels to be cheap,
This is how it feels
when you bang at the back of the sheep!!!

Feed the scousers
Let them know its Christmas time

Same old Arsenal, always cheatin
Same old Arsenal, always cheatin

Sign on, sign on
With a pen in your hand
Cos you'll never get a job
You'll never get a job

You're coming up
You're going down
You're coming up
You're going down
Up and down Up and down
Shake it all around
That's what city is all about

Cheer up Alan Shearer
And what can it mean
To a sad geordie bastard
And a shite football team

Oh, wanky, wanky
Wanky, wanky, wanky, wanky Wanderers

If I die in the Kippax Street, who-oh, who-oh
If I die in the Kippax Street, who-oh, who-oh
If I die in the Kippax Street
There'll be ten blue bastards at my feet
Who-oh, oh who-oh, who-oh
Use your head and use your feet, who-oh, who-oh
Use your head and use your feet, who-oh, who-oh
Use your head and use your feet
We will take the Kippax street
Who-oh, oh who-oh, who-oh
If my bones do not mend, who-oh, who-oh
If my bones do not mend, who-oh, who-oh
If my bones do not mend
Carry me back to the Stretford End
Who-oh, oh who-oh, who-oh

We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
Thirty good years fuck all!
Thirty good years fuck all!
Thirty good years fuck all!
Thirty good years fuck all!

When the russian goes to prison
You'll be fucked
When the russian goes to prison
You'll be fucked

The council house is never full
The council house is never full
It's only full when they play United
The council house is never full

My old man, said "be a city fan"
I said "bolloks, you're a cunt (you're a cunt)!"
"I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it
Than be a city fan for just one minute"
With hatchets and hammers
Stanley knifes and spanners
We'll show those city bastards how to fight (how to fight)
I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it
Than be a city fan for just one minute". Altogether now...

Roman stole his fucking money from the poor
and policemen will be knocking at his door
KGB has got his number
and his Chelsea’s going under
Cause he stole his fucking money from the poor

Viera, oweeeeeoh
Viera, oweeeeeoh
He gave Giggsy a ball
and Arsenal won fuck all

If you all hate scousers clap your hands,
If you all hate scousers clap your hands,
If you all hate scousers, all hate scousers,
All hate scousers clap your hands!
If you really hate them clap your hands,
If you really hate them clap your hands,
If you really hate them, really hate them,
Really hate them clap your hands!

Oh Merseyside (oh Merseyside)
Is full of shit (is full of shit)
Oh Merseyside is full of shit
It's full of shit, shit, and more shit
Oh Merseyside is full of shit

Oh Elland road (oh Elland road)
Is full of sheep (is full of sheep)
Oh Elland road is full of sheep
It's full of sheep, sheep and more sheep
Oh Elland is full of sheep

Oh Brian Kidd (oh Brian Kidd)
Is still a Manc (is still a Manc)
Oh Brian Kidd is still a Manc
He's fucking up Leeds United
Oh Brian Kidd is still a Manc

Oh Manchester (oh Manchester)
Is wonderful (is wonderful)
Oh Manchester is wonderful
It's full of tits, fanny, and United,
Oh Manchester is wonderful.

We hate Nottingham Forest
We hate Liverpool too, (and Leeds)
We hate Manchester City
But United we love you - altogether now...

Diego, oh-oh-oh, Diego, oh-oh-oh
He came from Uruguay, he made the Scousers cry

This is how it feels to be City
This is how it feels to be small
This is how it feels
When your team wins nothing at all
Nothing at all...

Build a bonfire
Build a bonfire
Put the Scousers on the top
Put City in the middle
And we'll burn the fucking lot

Follow follow follow!
We're Reds from the sunny Moscow!
We hate scousers and leeds,
We hate cockneys and seeds,
We're Reds from the sunny Moscow!

Follow follow follow!
We're Reds from the sunny Moscow!
We fight home and away,
We drink vodka all day!
We're Reds from the sunny Moscow!

Follow follow follow!
We're Reds from the sunny Moscow!
We drink vodka all day,
We know Gerard is gay!
We're Reds from the sunny Moscow!

I saw my mate
The other day,
He said "they'll catch us on the way"
We got to Kiev
Came off the train,
To empty station - where are they?
42 thugs
with bates!
45 thugs
with bates!
55 thugs
with bates!
65 thugs
with bates!

We are the Moscow reds
We hate the scouser twats
We hate the scouse
We hate the scouser twats
We are the Moscow Reds
We hate the scouser twats
We are the reds
We are the Moscow Reds